Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: The Long Goblin Cock of the Law

At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.

To: Globtooth

From: Goblin Team 1

Day 425

We did a good deed today.  An earth cunt named Megan was arrsted for a DUI.  The police tossed her in a jail cell with plans to book her in the morning.  But we took steps to ensure she will never endanger another life on the road again.

We called in a fake bank robbery the next morning so that all the police left the station to address the situation.  Which left us alone with Megan.

She was still pretty drunk and barely reacted after we broke into her cell and started to strip her.

Finally, when we started using her, the reality of the situation hit.  And we fucked her the rest of the way sober.

Megan learned that crime doesn't pay.  And now Earth Cunt 413 is back at our base and we will make sure she spends the rest of her life on all fours or on her back with her legs spread, and not behind the wheel being reckless.

Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.