Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: Ponygirls Are Perfect for Transport

At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.

To: Globtooth

From: Goblin Team 1

Day 293

We are continuing to import new ponygirls en masse and I wanted to report on their continued popularity.  Obviously, aside from being used for sexual pleasure by their goblin owners, the most common use of ponygirls is for transportation.  After shipping them to Aegor, they are further trained into beast of burdens that can be used for transportation purposes.

 

A goblin that has a ponygirl can show off to his friends as he rides around on her back rather than have to walk on his own feet.

 

And obviously we goblins are much smaller.  With our small legs, we get exhausted having to travel all day.  But with a nice ponygirl, you can travel all day without your feet or legs getting tired.  A properly conditioned ponygirl can walk or trot from sunrise to sunset without needing any long breaks.

And we have been told that some goblins have been able to travel all across Aegor with their new ponygirls, with only minimal wear and tear to the earth cunts.

 

They are especially convenient for bad weather.  Why trudge through snow or risk slipping on ice?  Just ride a nice ponygirl in the bad weather.

 

And while most goblins ride on a ponygirl's back, you also have the option of buying a particularly strong ponygirl which you can use to pull a cart.

Or buy several which you can use to pull a cart for great distances before the ponygirls need a rest (as long as you keep them motivated to keep going with a whip).

Cart pony girls are particularly useful.  You can transport the whole family!

They can also be used to transport goods.  A whip will motivate them to pull very heavy cargo.

And of coruse, the goods they can transport include our favorite good, more earth cunts.

There are plenty of other uses for ponygirls we will discuss in future communiques, but earth cunts have provided the perfect mode of transportation for all goblinkind.

Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.