Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: Goblins for the Ethical Treatment of Earth Cunts
At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.
To: Globtooth
From: Goblin Team 1
Day 288
As we reported in our last communique, many goblins who have purchased earth cunt ponygirls have customized their ponygirls. It started out with simple piercings, tattoos, and ink jobs.
But obviously, as mentioned before, slaves have no say in the matter and their concerns are irrelevant. And the piercings serve a functional purpose, not just decorative. The piercings offer a convenient spot to secure a ponygirl's reins.
And obviously a ponygirl is going to be more motivated to move quickly when she is being tugged by her nipples or cunt lips.
The same can be said for the owners that shave their ponygirls completely to make them sleep and aerodynamic. The ponygirls hate it but it has not brewed any controversy in goblin society.
But as customizations have grown more extreme, some goblins have grown critical. This movement first emerged when some of the piercings become a little more extreme.
Some goblins have said that this is a brutal and painful practice and have argued that minimal standards need to be set up to protect the welfare of earth cunts in general, and ponygirls specifically. The movement has organized, and they now call themselves Goblins for the Ethical Treatment of Earth Cunts (GETEC). They have highlighted some of the more extreme piercings that goblin owners have given their ponygirls and decried it as cruel.
Their protests did not garner much attention; most goblins are not that concerned about how a goblin owner pierces his chattel. But some goblin owners have gone even further with their customization, and this has definitely brewed controversy. At the most extreme. some owners have begun removing the arms of their ponygirls, saying that the do not need arms and that they think the armless look gives the earth cunts a more "pony-like" appearance.
Indeed, many wealthy goblins have started acquiring large numbers of de-armed ponygirls to pull their chariots.
The GETEC community has grown outraged by this practice however and have organized a number of protests. They have started a campaign with the slogan "Earth cunts are for fucking, not mutilating."
To be sure, the armless ponygirl is a very unique look.
But our leadership may want to take the concerns of GETEC seriously. Not for the sake of the earth cunts but for the sake of goblin unity. We do not want to divide goblin society and so some compromises may need to be reached. We of course defer to others on what standards should be set, and only alert you the growing controversy and protests by GETEC.
Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.
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