Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: The "Pretend We Like to Eat Earth Cunts" Tactic Is Paying Dividends

At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.

To: Globtooth

From: Goblin Team 1

Day 194

The "Pretend We Like to Eat Earth Cunts" tactic is paying dividends! Here are the latest results.

Earth Cunt 69 (heh heh!) was a chef at a restaurant and was at her restaurant late and alone closing the place, making her an easy catch.  Of course, catching her in the kitchen made it easy to fake that we were going to eat her.  

We convinced her to call in the restaurant manager to deal with an emergency at the restaurant.  The manager, now called Earth Cunt 70, showed up quickly and we grabbed her too.

Both will make fine slaves.

Next, we grabbed a camper, Earth Cunt 71.  We didn't even have to light the fire under her before she was willing to give us her sister.  

A quick phone call lured the sister to the forest, and we grabbed her too.  Earth Cunt 72 was livid at her sister as we bound her to lead her away.

I am sure they will find time eventually to work out their differences, when they aren't both being constantly filled with goblin cocks.

We actually weren't originally planning to try the fake eating method with Earth Cunt 73.  But FleaBack told her she was a fine piece of meat and she completely misconstrued what he meant and stared sobbing, thinking she was going to be eaten.   

So, we went with it and told her we would spare her if she lured a friend to us.  See quickly did, and then when she saw us thrusting into her screaming friend, now called Earth Cunt 74, she finally understood that we meant fuckmeat.  Not literal meat.  

Both are now fully appreciating what it means to be fuckmeat as they are trained.

And then finally, we grabbed Earth Cunt 72.  At first, she refused to betray anyone she knew, and was seemingly willing to die.  But we weren't willing to give up so quickly.  We dug up an old skeleton from a graveyard and took it to an abandoned warehouse.  We dragged Earth Cunt 72 there and when she saw the skeleton sitting in a fire and then FatGut started nibbling on her toes, she quickly broke and gave up her sister.

She got to watch as three of stripped her sister, now known as Earth Cunt 73.  

We then fucked their brains out.  Well, only Earth Cunt 73 had any brains to fuck out.  Earth Cunt 72 was pretty dumb to fall for that skeleton trick.

We will keep you apprised as our hunting continues!

Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.