Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: Hiking Is Dangerous When Goblins Are About

At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.

To: Globtooth

From: Goblin Team 1

Day 148

The gym and jogging isn't the only leisurely activity earth cunts do to stay in shape. Some like to go out in the wilderness for what they call 'hiking.' It is a prime opportunity for us. The cunts go out, sometimes alone, but usually in pairs or small groups, to isolated wilderness where they are easy to ambush, capture, and enslave.

We caught our first hiker yesterday. She was hiking with her boyfriend, and we easily dispatched of him and grabbed her. We tested he out and her holes were quite enjoyable.  

The wilderness provided a convenient place to dispatch of the boyfriend's body and it will be days if not weeks before anyone finds his body or has any inkling that either he our new slave, Earth Cunt 38, were victims of foul play.  

We are going to try to collect some more hikers as we continue Earth Cunt 38 and our other newly acquired earth cunts.

Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.