Goblins Vs. Earth Girls: Earth Cunts' Combat Skills Are Lacking
At around the same time that Grimnor seized the portal to Elevosia from the Cult of Ug’dromon, goblin scouts found a top secret temple of the cult, whose priests had opened portals to yet another world. This was a world of humans called "Earth." The goblins imprisoned the cultists and forced them to open portals between Aegor and Earth. Eager to get access of their own supply of slaves, for which they did not have to share with the orcs, the goblins began to explore this strange new world. The goblins began sending back communiques to their goblin chief, Globtooth, with intelligence on Earth. These are their communiques.
To: Globtooth
From: Goblin Team 1
Day 105
In our continuing efforts to collect Earth cunts from different trades and backgrounds, we infiltrated what the humans call a "museum," where they collect and display artifacts, art, and other relics from their world. We waited until late in the night when the museum was closed and ambushed a pretty Earth cunt who worked there and was closing up.
Hilariously, when we surrounded the Earth cunt, she pulled a sword off the wall and tried to defend herself. We easily disarmed and stripped her, and afterwards we found out the sword was not even sharpened. Not that it even mattered. She had zero combat skills.
In their world of luxury and technology humans are very soft and weak. Not only have they never had to deal with goblin or orc incursions., but the vast majority of humans do not involve themselves in the many violent inter-human conflicts that exist in their world. It means that they are that much easier to capture.
Thankfully, Earth Cunt 30 has proven herself much more adept at servicing goblin cock with her holes than she was at combat. She is being trained with the others.
Note: These stories take place in the same setting as the main stories, but are not directly tied to them and nothing that happens in these stories will be referenced in or impact the main storyline.
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