Choose Your Own Adventure A15

You head north for some distance.  There are no orcs or humans to be seen.  But then suddenly you hear a loud, booming voice.  I SMELL HUMAN CUNT!  Something massive begins loudly crashing through the trees. Then it appears!  An ogre!  You try to run but he is so big that he manages to catch up you in only a few strides.  He reaches out for you and you jump aside.  He laughs, amused at your attempts to escape.  With a swat of his hand he smashes you into the ground, leaving you cut and bruised.  He takes some rope and binds you.  "YOU LOOK LIKE TASTY MEAL, HUMAN CUNT!" he says in his booming voice as he picks you up to examine you.  "SMELL GOOD TOO.  MAKE GOOD STEW!"




Now you realize why there are no orcs or humans here.  This is ogre territory.  And ogres do not enslave humans, they eat them!   Bound and in the ogre's grip, there is no escape.  All you can do is plead with the beast.


What do you do?



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